I believe there is a divine engineer...that's why we have giraffes, hippopotami and the clap.

-- Kurt Vonnegut on The Daily Show 9/13/05

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White Hat Liberal Geek Dad

Stolen, in it's entirety, from Woot! - One Day, One Deal

200,000 pizzas sent to "Chinese Taipei"
Ceremonial lighting of the Tibetan monk
Entire crowd replaced by more photogenic stand-ins
New technology allows the "completely live" fireworks display to run backward
Everyone looks under their seat to find a gift bag containing a DVD copy of Watchmen, one of those cans of Coke in a different language, and a female child
Numerous mistakes by Chinese dancers (but no points deducted by judges)
Bela Karolyi given Andy Rooney's old spot on 60 Minutes
One more silver medal awarded to Shawn Johnson, just to rub it in
Olympic hostesses return to their docking stations and power down
Everyone leaves satisfied but then somehow want another Olympics about fifteen minutes later

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