Wednesday, October 4. 2006
Never, EVER, say a single word...
And now for something completely different:
Male Restroom Etiquette:
JaBbA ROTFLMAO.
I find this especially funny because I've had this discussion with women many times, and generally, they just don't understand. This goes way back, and is a central plot point in Asimov's 1954 novel The Caves of Steel - The central character forces himself to look at his robot partner, Daneel Olivaw, in the restroom, even though it greatly pains him to do so.
JaBbA says check it out, when you have 10 minutes to watch a video. Not horribly unsafe for work, but probably against your company's policy to be watching funny videos on YouTube anyway.
Male Restroom Etiquette:
Speech is your enemy. Never, ever, under any circumstances say a single word while within a bathroom. Not to a friend, not to a lover, not to Jesus himself. Violation of this precept grates against all good things and the way of nature, corrodes the efficiency of the bathroom and places the very fabric of our civilization in peril.
JaBbA ROTFLMAO.
I find this especially funny because I've had this discussion with women many times, and generally, they just don't understand. This goes way back, and is a central plot point in Asimov's 1954 novel The Caves of Steel - The central character forces himself to look at his robot partner, Daneel Olivaw, in the restroom, even though it greatly pains him to do so.
JaBbA says check it out, when you have 10 minutes to watch a video. Not horribly unsafe for work, but probably against your company's policy to be watching funny videos on YouTube anyway.
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